So, I may or may not have just washed down an slightly unhealthy amount of ibuprofen with some brandy…
Then some more brandy
Today I witnessed something more heartbreaking then I ever thought humanly possible. I saw the exact second that the light was stolen from someones eyes.
R.I.P. John Strawbridge.
We all love you and will miss you every day.
So my dad was telling me about how I’m never allowed to do acid. When I asked him why, he told me about when he used to work at this bar that also delivered pizza when he was a teenager, one of his co-workers showed up on acid and he took the bosses car out to make a delivery. Apparently after an hour, the guy never came back so they started to freak out. Then a customer called the store and said “Uhm, yeah, so your delivery driver has been sitting in my driveway for the past 45 minutes eating the pizza that I ordered.”
I laughed so hard that I about wet myself, and that’s why I’m doing acid next weekend.
I kissed the face of the cute cook today.
it was pretty nice though
Please, I don’t know how D:
I neeeeeed to know how to do this
I will send you kisses
I was thinking today about how someone would accurately describe a panic attack. The only thing that I could think of is if you where to take a steaming hot bath, and immediately after, turn the shower on the coldest that you can and just stand there. Those first few seconds, where your chest starts constricting, you start to hyperventilate, and you swear that you’re going to have a heart attack right there, that’s what it feels like.
Aside from to the fridge for some breakfast
but seriously, wtf am I doing.